So one of my co-workers from the day shift recently got fired from his job at a gas station for literally sleeping on the job.
Anyway, him and the other guys at the gas station would play hacky sac with boxes of cigarettes to kill time. When we at work explained to him that’s not cool, its breaks all the cigarettes inside he said unto us,
“Don’t worry, we always kicked it back up before it hit the ground.”
Um, excuse me, no.
That is worse for the cigarettes.
Client is super happy with her mermaid and going to get it tattooed on her • 3•
When my eyes were open but my mind was still asleep I looked to the other side of the bed and saw you sleeping next to me. But when my mind woke up you disappeared into smoke and were gone.
my mom comes home tipsy literally every night after work.
I still need to see Iron Man 3
And I know Star Trek just came out but I need to see that too.
uuugh summer movies mang
I don’t want to go alone, who will I tell my clever comments to? :(
I need someone to make different drinks with at home. We can be kitchen bartenders and make all the pretty, tasty, fuck you up drinks.
I got all A’s this term
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